I can't believe that spewed from my face. Last night Miguel got a little too liberal with his jokes and our son. By almost 8:00 p.m. Phoenix was well out of hand and it was time for bed. We had been joking back and forth to try and ease the tension. I asked him to help Phoenix brush his teeth. He obliges, but his humor went a little too far. He begins with the I'm sorry, it was a joke and starts walking my way when the following gem spews forth from my vocal chords: " Come any closer and I am going to rip your balls off through your mouth". I think the more horrifying part was that I was now laughing hysterically at the look on his face. Then I nearly peed when I noticed he indeed was protecting his bits.
Well, it's a short one, but it is indeed what I was thinking at 9:00 p.m. tonight. It may even be close to grammatically correct. More tomorrow.
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