November 30, 2008

Stay At Home Because You're Well Day

November 29, 2008

Square Dance Day

November 28, 2008

Thanksgiving Day
Make your Own Head Day

November 27, 2008

Pins and Needles Day

Today is...

I've decided to include odd ball holidays in my posts. I just think they are fun. So here you go.

Today is Shopping Reminder Day.

Consider yourself reminded. Just doing my part.

Good question.

"Why does Sea World have a seafood restaurant? I'm halfway throu my fish burger and I realize, Oh man, I could be eating and slow learner."

- Lyndon B. Johnson

What's the word on the street?

Okay kids today's word is twatlet.

Twatlet: noun; A person who, in and of themselves, is too much of a chickenshit to be called a twat.

I.E. I can't believe that twatlet stole my garden gnome.

Today's word is...

Occasionally I like to make up my own words. I thought I would share some of them here occasionally. Especially since I seem to have a rare opportunity to post. I am working on that.


Castratable: noun. Man who's right to procreate should be revoked.

Castrata: plural form of castratable

I.E. He put what in his nose? Yeah, he is definitely a castratable.
I agree, he should be put in the castrata pool.