Make Up Your Own Holiday Day

So I couldn't really find a weirdo holiday for today. So I decided to declare it "Make Up Your Own Holiday Day". How many times I've thought to myself, I wish I could make today potato day, or PEZ day, or Sleep Day! But I've finally decided that for me, today will be "Get Off Your Ass and Blog Day", or GOYAB, Day if you will. I was actually debating on if I was actually going to continue this blogging thing. I was under the assumption that no one reads them anyway, but alas today evidence of a reader! Just the impetus I need to get chugging along again. Stay tuned!

It's a holiday today!

Today is "Sons and Daughters Day". So be nice to the little rug rats! Try not to flog them when they grind the play dough in the carpet. After all it is their day!

Why do they deserve a day?

Tomorrow is Dentist's Day. I'm just saying most of the dentists I've met, save my childhood dentist, are not very nice. Plus, they are stingy with the Novocaine. Oh yeah, and what ever happened to the laughing gas? I got laughing gas all the way up to the time I stopped going to college and no longer could use my parents dental. Laughing gas was fun. As far as I can tell, all the dentist's here got some fancy operation that removed there "human" gene. They are not very personable at all. Gone seem to be the days of the small town dentist with the prize box for the kids who were good. I miss Dr. Digiorno, he was nice. I suppose if there are still dentists like him, then they deserve their own day.
Maybe, if they all tried to be a little nicer to the person who's face they are drilling, (and weren't so fucking expensive), the general population would have less of a dislike for them.

Dec 19 and so on...

Here is the rest of the months worth of weirdo holidays. Even though this month has been hectic, and I would probably be better about it next time, I think I will do January's holidays in one post. Maybe weekly. We will see. Also I am hoping to be able to sit down more in the new year. The better to post regularly, I say!

December 19 is "Oatmeal Muffin Day"
December 20 is "Game Day"
December 21 is several for the price of one.

• Look At The Bright Side Day
• National Flashlight Day
• National French Fried Shrimp Day
• Hamburger Day

December 22 is "Humbug Day"
December 23 is "Roots Day"
December 24 is "National Egg Nog Day"
December 25 is not only Christmas, it is also "National Pumpkin Pie Day"
December 26 is "National Whiner's Day"
December 27 is "National Fruitcake Day"
December 28 is "Card Playing Day" and "National Chocolate Day"
December 29 is " Pepper Pot Day"
December 30 is "The Festival For Enormous Changes At The Last Minute" and "National Bicarbonate Of Soda Day"
Last but certainly not least is
December 31 with "Unlucky Day"

Merry Christmas!!!

December 18

Today is "Roast Suckling Pig Day"

Aliright Slacker, Get To It.

I have come to find that it is nearly impossible for me to post everyday unless I cheat and line several up in advance. I am just so into hanging out with my son while I have the opportunity, that time gets away from me. Here are the last few, and today's of course, weirdo holidays.

December 10 was "The Festival For The Souls Of Dead Whales" Day
December 11 was "National Noodle Ring Day"
December 12 was "National Ding-A-Ling Day"
December 13 was "Ice Cream And Violins Day"
December 14 was "National Bouillabaisse Day"
December 15 was "National Lemon Cupcake Day"
December 16 was "National Chocolate Covered Anything Day"

and today, drum roll please...

December 17, 2008 is "Underdog Day" woohoo, a holiday just for me and my brethren! Today is also "National Maple Syrup Day".

Decmeber 9

Today is "National Pastry Day". I have found it on several website, but alas, cannot find the origins of yet another weirdo holiday. Too bad I didn't know it until this morning, I spent most of the night baking!

A few missed holidays

December 5, 2008 was National Sacher Torte Day

December 6, 2008 was National Gazpacho Day and Mitten Tree Day

December 7, 2008 was National Cotton Candy Day, it was also Pearl Harbor Day in the land of non-weirdo holidays

Today is bum bum buh bum, Take It In The Ear Day.

Okay, so no one really knows where "Take It In The Ear Day" originated, but it has been marked on Calendar's for a while now. Also, it is not really known what the "it" actually is. Some people even wonder if ear is even the right word. Anyway, it's always December 8.

December 4. 2008

Today is "Wear Brown Shoes Day"

and since I didn't manage to wrestle the computer from the not better half, yesterday was "National Roof-Over-Your-Head Day"

December 1, 2008

Today is National Pie Day, as well as Eat A Red Apple Day.


p.s. There will be more substantial posts in the very near future.

November 30, 2008

Stay At Home Because You're Well Day

November 29, 2008

Square Dance Day

November 28, 2008

Thanksgiving Day
Make your Own Head Day

November 27, 2008

Pins and Needles Day

Today is...

I've decided to include odd ball holidays in my posts. I just think they are fun. So here you go.

Today is Shopping Reminder Day.

Consider yourself reminded. Just doing my part.