Miley Cyrus

All I'm going to say is I bet I'm not the only person who thinks of the uber bitches they went to high school with at the thought of Miley Cyrus. Honestly, every time I turn that idiot box on there is something fucked up that she did again. Granted she's not acting crazed, but she's still not acting right. This last one with the "asian photo" was just enough okay. It was just a funny face. Hmmm, and the mocking of the younger costar on YouTube? That was just a joke too. I'd like to write about better things than this rot, but apparently, the news doesn't. Therefore, it's meandering around my brain until I evict it. It just bugs the shit out of me that every time she offends someone, it was just a joke that the other party took wrong. Or rather, anyone of Asian decent for that last one. She never owns up to anything. Why can't she just come out and say she's just a bitch. Plenty of wannabe divas do just that, don't they? I guess it just takes me back to high school, and the Cindys, Alyssas, and Tishes of the world. They never had to apologize for anything fucked up that they did. Shit just kept getting handed to them, while people overlooked their obvious lack of human skills.

Why do they deserve a day?

Tomorrow is Dentist's Day. I'm just saying most of the dentists I've met, save my childhood dentist, are not very nice. Plus, they are stingy with the Novocaine. Oh yeah, and what ever happened to the laughing gas? I got laughing gas all the way up to the time I stopped going to college and no longer could use my parents dental. Laughing gas was fun. As far as I can tell, all the dentist's here got some fancy operation that removed there "human" gene. They are not very personable at all. Gone seem to be the days of the small town dentist with the prize box for the kids who were good. I miss Dr. Digiorno, he was nice. I suppose if there are still dentists like him, then they deserve their own day.
Maybe, if they all tried to be a little nicer to the person who's face they are drilling, (and weren't so fucking expensive), the general population would have less of a dislike for them.

Okaaaayyy

Every year...

...more than 20,000 silver teaspoons are stolen from the Washington D.C. Hilton. Hmmm. Kinda makes you wonder why they keep buying more silver spoons.

Yurt's so dumb

So we've been working on getting a three dimensional rendering of our yurt and what we want to accomplish with it's design. Unfortunately, after talking to Mike's mom last night, I realized that if the world at large all thought the same way as her, CPS would definitely come calling when we get moved in. Apparently she not only thought that I was letting Mike move me into a tent, but also live in said tent sans electricity, or running water. I believe the exact wording was, "If Phoenix does go to public school, the second they find out he lives in a yurt, CPS will be knocking". WTF? IT IS NOT A FUCKING CANVAS BAG WITH STAKES HOLDING IT TO THE GROUND!
Yes, the original definition of a yurt is pretty much that. But the modern yurt can have all the things that a traditional house has. The only difference, is technically I can move the structures if I want, leaving virtually no traces behind. Very good for the environment, and perfect for me to have parts of my house elevated, and some not.

Sigh.

So I'm retarded. Life has been odd, and I've been neglecting this blog. *sigh* Never fear though, I am working on a new format of posting topics by week day. This way, I think I will have an easier time figuring out what to post. As of right now, I get loads of ideas a day, but never in any workable order. So yeah, off to revamp, or whatever the kids are saying these days.

Bad Lynn, Bad Lynn

I will not throttle a wretched little monster today. I will not throttle a wretched little monster today. I will not throttle a wretched little monster today. I will not throttle a wretched little monster today. I WILL NOT THROTTLE A WRETCHED LITTLE MONSTER TODAY... this doesn't seem to be working.