Yurt's so dumb

So we've been working on getting a three dimensional rendering of our yurt and what we want to accomplish with it's design. Unfortunately, after talking to Mike's mom last night, I realized that if the world at large all thought the same way as her, CPS would definitely come calling when we get moved in. Apparently she not only thought that I was letting Mike move me into a tent, but also live in said tent sans electricity, or running water. I believe the exact wording was, "If Phoenix does go to public school, the second they find out he lives in a yurt, CPS will be knocking". WTF? IT IS NOT A FUCKING CANVAS BAG WITH STAKES HOLDING IT TO THE GROUND!
Yes, the original definition of a yurt is pretty much that. But the modern yurt can have all the things that a traditional house has. The only difference, is technically I can move the structures if I want, leaving virtually no traces behind. Very good for the environment, and perfect for me to have parts of my house elevated, and some not.

Sigh.

So I'm retarded. Life has been odd, and I've been neglecting this blog. *sigh* Never fear though, I am working on a new format of posting topics by week day. This way, I think I will have an easier time figuring out what to post. As of right now, I get loads of ideas a day, but never in any workable order. So yeah, off to revamp, or whatever the kids are saying these days.

Bad Lynn, Bad Lynn

I will not throttle a wretched little monster today. I will not throttle a wretched little monster today. I will not throttle a wretched little monster today. I will not throttle a wretched little monster today. I WILL NOT THROTTLE A WRETCHED LITTLE MONSTER TODAY... this doesn't seem to be working.

Woohoo!

I think I've finally drilled it into his head, that I get time to post things. This of course after minimal posting at Displaced Californian, and a general appearance of apathy here. I assure you this is not the case. We share this infernal box for the time being. Lately the weather, politics, his forum addiction, and beefing up security as there is a nasty new virus out there. Those of you wno know me, please stop scratching your heads. Even our "time machine" looking computer with it's uber security can indeed be breached. Also there is the usual life stuff drama. More to come, yes, I mean it this time!

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I seem to lack the impetus these days to do just about anything beyond robotics. I find myself going through the motions for the better part of the day. It seems the only time I am alive anymore is when in direct human contact with another. And even then I'm so old, I swear it takes the first five minutes of a conversation, in person or otherwise, to "warm up" so to speak.
I keep finding myself lost in retreat in the far recesses of my mind. It seems especially rampant when the boy genius is down for a nap. The stranger thing by far though, has to be that I can't seem to meditate to save my life. Whilst I keep locating myself in an incredibly lucid waking dream, or somewhere in the vast reaches of my imagination, I can't seem to, um, do it on purpose anymore, if that makes any kind of sense. I no longer possess the capability to clear my mind of my own volition, it seems. Rather, it clears itself whenever it feels it necessary I suppose. Probably another apparent point considering the haphazard manner in which I have let myself fall into posting.

2009...yay and stuff.

Happy 2009 fuckers!!! I can say that, nobody reads this, save for my other personalities. And of course the BFF. I think maybe though, she is the only one able to read it, as I am not even totally sure that my other selves can read, let alone in English. Hey I know, let's veer off the original path...oh wait. So yeah, the 2009 plan for this particular blogging experiment, is...(drum roll please), to actually post regularly, and with some semblance of structure. (Not too much). A little less procrastination and a lot more confidence. I say this because I realized that a lot of what I wanted to say, I was keeping to myself as to not "rock the boat", so to speak. So yeah, this blog is my foray into random, I should take advantage of that... oh look a bunny.

Dec 19 and so on...

Here is the rest of the months worth of weirdo holidays. Even though this month has been hectic, and I would probably be better about it next time, I think I will do January's holidays in one post. Maybe weekly. We will see. Also I am hoping to be able to sit down more in the new year. The better to post regularly, I say!

December 19 is "Oatmeal Muffin Day"
December 20 is "Game Day"
December 21 is several for the price of one.

• Look At The Bright Side Day
• National Flashlight Day
• National French Fried Shrimp Day
• Hamburger Day

December 22 is "Humbug Day"
December 23 is "Roots Day"
December 24 is "National Egg Nog Day"
December 25 is not only Christmas, it is also "National Pumpkin Pie Day"
December 26 is "National Whiner's Day"
December 27 is "National Fruitcake Day"
December 28 is "Card Playing Day" and "National Chocolate Day"
December 29 is " Pepper Pot Day"
December 30 is "The Festival For Enormous Changes At The Last Minute" and "National Bicarbonate Of Soda Day"
Last but certainly not least is
December 31 with "Unlucky Day"

Merry Christmas!!!